Salmon And Snake

So I found this thing that shuffled Blaseball season 1 rosters. And then I put those rosters in a spreadsheet. And then I lost my mind.

Most of the details are explained inside the zine itself, but what's important to know is:

1. We have put your blorbos in new and exciting situations

2. The entire saga (up through season 7) is captured in the spreadsheet that's been a labor of love between me and my friends for the past several months

3. I never thought anyone except me would care about this

4. I was wrong

5. I'm so, so incredibly excited about it.

Enjoy!!!